Anonymous asked: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

"don’t gas these hoes up…"

yarrahs-life:

femmelillies:

loosely translates to; “don’t let these women know they are attractive/intelligent/interesting/worthy/unique because they may actually believe it and not want to deal with low level fuckboys like myself.”

No lies detected.

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aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

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Anonymous asked: Someone's pressuring me to send nudes but I'm not comfortable with it... advice?

bookmad:

also applicable to other body parts.

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handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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poorrichardsalmasnack:

lightskinjeezus:

metrogoon:

I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂😂

brutal

DONT MIND THE BLUR

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arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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