To eliminate food waste, France’s Intermarché supermarket got consumers to buy less-than-perfect produce.
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
Polar stratospheric cloud photographed in Antarctica
I remember in middle school when I was mocked by all my white friends for having thick eyebrows and I started threading them in 7th grade to avoid ridicule and now it’s Gucci to have thick eyebrows and I’m just like -____- alrighty
it’s so hard to trust people nowadays
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
i don’t think she can change her mind
she said yes but her finger said no
making friends w a rly cool new person
finding out their personality sucks
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park
write a goddam book