does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
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is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know
Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.
congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing job
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove
- me: it wont bother me.
- me: *lies down*
- me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
person: will you be my girlfriend?
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just