godblessameric:

solikeumyeah:

Johanna is so real, i forgot how much i loved her. 

i also love that they censored “fuck” but not the deaths of children

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thatfunnyblog:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

Funny Stuff you like?

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You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

How I Met Your Mother (via hervana)

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vaginal-erection:

same

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

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rembering-sundayy:

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