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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

more?

set #2

set#3 

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catsamazing:

Evolution

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exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

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monkeyrubster:

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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This moon looks like Miranda Cosgrove

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  • me: it wont bother me.
  • me: *lies down*
  • me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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when someone asks what its like to be young these days

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

crucialnudes

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